1. You have saved all 64 pages of Orlando Bloom
pictures on Google.
2. You've snuck into the POTC 3 set with your digital cam and have
recorded the whole movie already.
3. You stole a badge from a police man so that you can see Orlando
Bloom
(pretend to be a security guard at one of the movie premiers).
4. You stole a badge from a speeding cop so that you can stop Orlando
Bloom and say
"Excuse me sir, I'm going to have to ask you to step out of the car.
May I please see your license and registration"
5. You are now labeled as a suicide victim for trying to fall three
stories from your apartment building.
6. Your laughing while nodding your head while you read through this
page.
7. You plan to read through all 101 of these.
8. You know that he has a myspace, only you know he doesn't use it
because
he doesn't understand "The whole myspace thing."
9. You cried because Gem Gems on 125st was selling an POTC notebook set
for 7$
and you only had 5$ and when you went to check back they didn't have it
anymore.
10. You can not return to Gem Gems on 125st because the owner banned
you
after you cursed him out for not making his things more "affordable".
11. Your on punishment because your mom listened to the whole argument
(she was in isle three buying towels).
12. You spend 75¢ everyday when you buy each newspaper
(Daily News and Post ) scanning them for Orlando Bloom pictures.
13. You have your Older sister check out the free newspapers for OB
pictures.
14. Your Boyfriend thinks hes gay. So you tell him that Ciara is really
a man.
15. You and your boyfriend broke up because of opinion #14.
16. You have that picture of Orlando Bloom, and his mom, when he was 11.
17. You sit in the front of every class because you need glasses but if
Orlando Bloom
was two miles away you'd be able to see the spot on his shirt.
18. You wish he would move to NYC/wherever you live so that you can
stalk him.
19. You think that Shy is the sexiest name ever.
20. You ordered Elizabeth town off of HBO on demand for free-you hated
the movie but watched it
two times just to see "Drew Baylor" say "Did I miss exit 60B......DID I
MISS EXIT 60 B!!!!!!!
21. You was SO DAMN ANGRY when the lady at Circuit City said you
couldn't buy TROY because you were under the age of 17.
22. You (once again) have ten dollars and plan to have someone off the
street buy it for you.
23. You make your own Orlando Bloom graphics.
24. You download Orlando Bloom graphics.
25. You would risk your life to have Orlando Bloom marry you.
26. Last night you had a dream you baked cookies for OB.....
27. You are astounded that he would even consider going out with Kate
Bosworth before you!
28. You robbed an old old lady for tickets to see In Celebration.
29. Your Obsession over Orlando Bloom scares your mother to death.
30. You have a picture of Orlando Bloom and Johnny Depp on your door
(the only reason Johnny Depp is in the picture is cause he was in the
movie).
31. You printed out Orlando Bloom Bookmarks.
32. To you they are not bookmarks they are (as I like to call them)
"Bloom-marks".
33. As soon as I mentioned "Bloom-mark" you looked at your Harry Potter
book
with the Orlando Bloom Bookmark sticking out the top of the book.
34. Your looking at this webpage in disbelief...why would you be
reading Harry Potter your
to busy reading LOTR for the 999,999,999,999,999,999, time..DUHH
35. Your smiling at number 34 saying...."You read my mind."
36. Your wondering how he has the absolute perfect eyebrows....
37. and how he has the absolute perfect smile.....
38. and how he has the absolute perfect hair.......
39. and how he has the absolute perfect body.....
40. and how he has the absolute perfect eyes......
41. You stop wondering when the answer comes to mind......BECAUSE HES
ORLANDO BLOOM!!!
42. You agree with the above statement.
43. You've read All of the LOTR books.
44. You felt violated when you learned that Legolas was not even
MENTIONED in "The Hobbit"
45. You plan to break into Orlando's home in London through the sun
paneled rooftop.
46. When Carl said that Orlando Bloom was only in like 5 movies....you
felt violated and began
angrily listen the movies that Orlando Bloom has been in.
47. You've noticed that Ive used the term violated throughout the whole
document.
48. You think Orlando Bloom looks much better than Justin Timberlake no
matter how good JT can sing.
49. There is a book called "Orlando Bloom has ruined everything and it
makes you feel....violated.
50. Your halfway through this list.
51. You think "well if there is 101 ways than doesn't that mean that
50.5 would make me halfway through the list....
52. You cheer when your mother says "You have a half an hour left on
the computer."
53. You have the article from the Action magazine that has two pages on
Orlando Bloom cut and pasted on your wall.
54. You had to replace one of your door posters because when you kissed
it
while wearing lip gloss you messed up the picture.
55. You had to change your name (again) because Orlando got a
restraining order against your other 5 aliases.
56. You are reading this list in jail (somehow you manage to get to
Orlando
Bloom sites) because of violating the restraining order 4 times.
57. You want to murder Kate Bosworth though Orlando broke up with her
years ago.
58. You hate Kirsten Dunst.
59. You realize that Orlando has managed to stay in the K's when it
comes to women....(Kate, Keira and Kirsten)
60. You think Elizabeth town was a retarded movie.
61. You've noticed that I said that already (wow your actually paying
attention)
62. Your not sure if you want to see the movie Haven because its
another love
storie in which another woman gets to put her grimy hands on Orlando
and you dont....
63. You think this picture is POSITIVELY HOT!!!!!!!
64. You think that Orlando Bloom is the only British man who can fully
rock the fish tail braid.(see above picture)....
65. You notice that OB is the only man who looks good in bright Purple.
66. You like that hat.
67. Your wondering where I get all of these positively cute pics
from....
68. You just saved the picture (above)
69. Your wondering why I made so many comments about pictures.
..yet you really dont care....after all...its Orlando Bloom.
70. Your sitting at your computer reading number #70
71. You would be angry if I stopped at 71
72. You like this list alot
73. Your tired of reading this page but you do it for the love of Orli
74. You understand the terms "Bloomalicious" Bloomaholic" "Bloommark"
"Bloomtastic" "Bloomin"
75. You will go to the library if you dont.
76. You just convinced your mom that you were writing a science
project.
(good job) when in fact you were reading this page.
77. You are going to go to the Bibliography page to learn more about
Orlando.
78. You know how many bones hes broken
79. You dont believe he is accident prone....hes too hot for that.
80. You know how many movies hes made.
81. You dream of following in his footsteps and becoming an actress
just to be like him.
82. You like the pic of him in POTC 3 where he is tied to the pole.
83. The girl in the Background taking a picture of the back of Orlando
Blooms head is you (wearing the blue shirt).
84. You think he is...
85. sweet
86. sexy
87. kind
88. nice
89. hot
90. huggable
91. good in bed (dont tell my mom I wrote this)
92. You learn a new thing about him at least once a week
93. You think that Blanchard is a weird middle name and would have kept
it at Jonathan.
94. You will name your child Orlando/Jonathan
95. You know that Orlando Bloom is the hottest man on earth.
96. You felt violated at the fact that the poster of 2005's hottest men
(the one in MET) doesnt have Orlando Bloom's name on it.
97. You wrote on the poster ORLANDO BLOOM (in big red letters)
98. Some lady saw you and when she read it she said "I was wondering
why he wasn't there"
99. That nice old lady and you turned out to be good friends.
100. You've read this WHOLE list.
101. You wrote this list.
Congratulations on reading the whole list. This
proves that You are a true Orlando Bloom fan
